By Creepedout - 19/11/2015 03:26 - United States - Wilson

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
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gosh_mate 30

Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days

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Sithbrown 8

Well... That's Awkward... Sorry OP.

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Googolman 29

I assume there were no more urinals available. Desperate times...

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Mauskau 35

Or waited in a queue. Do men queue for urinals?

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beeneatenalive 12

Yeah but it only takes 45 seconds to wait so I don't know why this guy didn't just wait.

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Googolman 29

I wasn't really trying to justify this, but I was speculating on his idea of why it was okay.

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False_Stupidity 41

Even 45 seconds may be too long when you're desperate to go #40 And if there are no stalls or other urinals available, options are very limited.

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knight2109 12

Or a wall outside, to be honest if someone tries to share a urinal with me I'm going for sexual harassment charges and going for their imprisonment, somethings are just never okay. Obey the personal space rules when it comes to people you do not know.

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Mortoli 30

sink is an option right? to #56 lol

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Daniven36 12

that mightve been the most awkward moment...

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gosh_mate 30

Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days

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slingerslasher 24

"These days" as if people weren't always total scumbags

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LaLince 40

would it be ok if the man wasn't obese?

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EvilTurtle 35

Of course! I always share urinals with non obese men.

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steam_engenius 21

Yeah, I'm also wondering why his obesity is valid here.

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redpanda39 10

I'm thinking the mention of the obesity is more just to add to the yuck factor. I mean it'd be gross even if the guy wasn't obese, but let's be honest, it would be slightly less so.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

A urinal is not that large, sharing it with the fat guy would not leave you much room. Thus, obesity is relevant.

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tbro47 23

The obesity aspect is definitely relevant. Yes if he wasn't obese it would still be nasty, but urinals are a small space barely big enough for half a foot of space on either side especially if they add dividers between the urinals. I'd punch a guy if they tried to share one with me. With a skinnier guy you might at least be able to get away from the urinal, but with an obese guy you basically be stuck there until they were done. I'm assuming there are dividers just because many places have them now.

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worldclassrager 39

I trough I thought was a form of a urinal...

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bandaidstations 28

I've seen those at rest stops and one at a college it's just a long trough along the wall with a few drains along the way.

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Darkhosis 11

Maybe this was his way of flirting?

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hellnosucka 27

mixing urine on the first date? what a romantic experience...

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jake131000 21

And here I am thinking that picking the one right next to me is awkward...

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