Stealing the scene
By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff