Stealing the scene

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
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vikingchick 22

Don't worry. Flutes tend to go flying every once in a while! Just laugh it off.

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BeeHMC 9

I did this way too often during high school

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vikingchick 22

Don't worry. Flutes tend to go flying every once in a while! Just laugh it off.

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quickit 24

Exactly, the key is to play it cool OP.

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BeeHMC 9

I did this way too often during high school

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Sebastian2022 22

At least now, people know you, and who knows maybe someone might meet you and be like "I wanna go out with you."

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PennyLane27 32

"Damn, she really knows how to handle a wood.....wind."

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enddmd 27

The flute is the one of the only woodwinds that doesn't suck wood ;)

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Dillyduzit 23

This is definitely something you'll laugh about when you're older. I know it's probably the most embarrassing thing in the world now, but later it will be amusing and a cute story to share :)

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YoursAlways98 13

That sounds really embarrassing but I'm sure people have forgotten about it by now so no worries :

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TheGolfGTI 24

Bad luck sometimes happens like this. It's best to just blow yourself off and keep going.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Blow yourself off? Let's play a game called: Why On Earth Did They Write That? My guess is that was a bad pun or English isn't your first language. Anyone wanna place any bets?

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TheGolfGTI 24

A bad pun is still a pun in my book. Plus it's 1 am. Discretion is advised.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Don't let a silly thing that you did in high school embarrass you, you'll look back on it and laugh. Just keep going and if people make fun of you for it they can go suck a ****.

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AHzulu 25

A penis? A bullet? A printer? A book? A vacuum?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

The word **** is beautiful. You can just put that thing anywhere.

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PennyLane27 32

Oooooooooooohhh! I see what you did there, 18! *snap snap*

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shadowpeanut117 7

its okay, you're a flute, no one ever hears you, so its a good thing I guess. -trumpet player.

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krystenk93 23

I played flute in high school, I can sadly second this...

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Fluckgworl 12

id almost third that but for the first time in 5 years the trumpets and the flutes are the same amount of dynamic. It took us to out number those trumpets but its a first! - flute player

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