By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States
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Redmai's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States
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HappyItalian tells us more.
By WCARlover - 20/06/2015 03:43 - United States - Augusta
WCARlover tells us more.
OP here...this actually happened a while ago but thank you for the concern for people who expressed it! I was walking behind her because she wanted me to finish mowing the lawn but told me to just wait until she got this little strip behind a fence done so I was following her to take over the mowing on the other side. They were Yellow Jackets, I got stung multiple times, and it was extremely unpleasant, but hey, it got me out of mowing! ;)
Out of my mind
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)