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By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2025 00:00 - South Africa

Today, after my boyfriend broke things off saying he couldn't handle being in a relationship after the death of his brother, I found out that he's back on Tinder not even three weeks after the break up. FML

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By Annageewhiz34 - 23/04/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML

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By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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By DeniedBoi - 24/05/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

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Better off

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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Swindling

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 08:00

Today, I got dumped, but not before he swindled me out of my savings. This done by my sweetheart from 16 years ago, whom I reunited with when he called me 7 months ago. I had no reason not to trust him, his brother has been one of my BFFs for 20 years. Now I'm not only broke, but heartbroken, and have nowhere to go. FML

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SirMrButters 28

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl

theusediscool 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Never trust people on tinder...

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daddysgirl243 21

Friday 10 July 2015 8:21

what the ****?

mds9986 24

Friday 10 July 2015 8:37

Yup. Sadly, there exists in this world, people who do this kind of crap. Preying on people just looking for love.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 10 July 2015 15:57

It's called catfishing. I don't know why.

livelaughlovepie 22

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Are you okay???

SirMrButters 28

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl

amileah13 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

So much for trying to get back out there! Sorry that happened to you op! Hopefully you reported it and he was caught?

theusediscool 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Never trust people on tinder...

kindasortayeah 25

Friday 10 July 2015 9:40

Gotta left swipe 'em.

SolarLunix 21

Friday 10 July 2015 8:23

Not everyone is who they say they are online. Next time try skyline with her before you meet in person. It's nearly impossible to fake live video.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 10 July 2015 8:27

Someone else can show up at your doorway that she can be working for.

SolarLunix 21

Friday 10 July 2015 8:31

Skyping**

SolarLunix 21

Friday 10 July 2015 8:33

True enough, but it's less likely to happen than meeting someone who you only know via text.

dcam13 19

Friday 10 July 2015 8:29

well at least your next date can only get better.

hiheyitschloe 13

Friday 10 July 2015 8:35

Wow, sorry, op. Hope whatever he robbed from you is easily replaceable! Like #8 said, at least your next date can only get better.

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 10 July 2015 8:36

You should try here. Everyone is who they say they are. Trust me.

interesting33 36

Friday 10 July 2015 9:49

It is true - I am only part of the Very Boring Group on fb for the irony - honest!

enginsteve 17

Friday 10 July 2015 8:48

next time get the nudz first!

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