Performatif
By Poor Girl - 27/09/2024 00:15 - France - Béziers
You are now a certified FML member
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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