Poetry in politics
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By blondie101 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By georgiamarshall_ - 09/01/2013 10:42 - Australia - Sydney
By no sleep for me - 08/01/2013 07:44
By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis
By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn
Hi all! Original poster here. I understand most of you don't think it's possible to accidentally stick your finger up instead of crossing them, but it's kind of an in group joke with all of my work friends that we flip the bird to each other. I guess habit took over! I am so ashamed, but at least she didn't realise what it meant and her mother wasn't around!