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About Kortenberg

"C’est malheureux, M’a dit un vieillard savant, Mais être heureux, C’est un travail à plein temps"

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I never take things to heart

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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Work is a 4-letter word

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I agree, my mouse works.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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The return of the thumb

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I liked to the power of 20

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Censored

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YDI Master

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Zelda1996 tells us more.

Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Wow, alors déjà merci d'avoir validé, ça a été la grosse surprise de la journée x) J'ai dû me créer un compte exprès pour apporter des précisions, alors je vais le faire de suite ! Alors déjà, je tiens à dire qu'avec mon copain nous avons l'habitude de nous envoyer des phrases trash de ce style, on délire beaucoup sur ça (oui nous sommes un couple bizarre lol). En effet, je revenais de chez l'esthéticienne et c'est une fois couchée que je lui montre fièrement mes jambes toutes douces. Sur le coup c'est vrai que je m'attendais à un compliment, et à la place j'ai eu droit à ça :') par la suite nous avons été pris d'un fou rire et je me suis dit que ce serait sympa de poster cette petite anecdote. Certains diront que mon copain a la classe internationale, mais je vous assure je suis pire que lui parfois :') Comme je l'ai dit on délire beaucoup en s'envoyant ce genre de phrase, et même si parfois ça casse un peu, au final on fini toujours par en rire ;) Ne vous inquiétez pas, je suis très bien traitée par mon copain et il a toute sa tête :) Voilà, en tout cas nous sommes très contents que notre VDM a été validée, on ne s'y attendais pas du tout, et certains commentaires nous ont bien fait rire ! Bonne journée à tous ! xoxo