Costume parties are the worst
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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By ouch - 22/12/2010 15:23 - Australia
he kept the fare running for the fifteen minutes I was standing there bent over in pain from having my ribs near broken, it cost me more than it would have to go home, I then had to pay for the hospital bill, all because he ran a red light.