Costume parties are the worst
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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you had it coming
piñata costume + drunk people = bad idea...it's just common sense...
too true
mm I'd hit dat shit all night looong
you must have been a smash hit at the party.
God damn you, perdix. This is exactly what I was going to say. Go do some work and give someone else a chance!
Who, me? I don't abuse anyone except those who deserve it.
Oh, ok. I doubt Kay said anything of the sort, however. She abuses the most people here by a nautical mile.
Kay said that he climbed into my window and then Perdix busted in with a shotgun and told him not to touch the merchandise.... KaySL- You want some love? Be at my place in 10 minutes. Make sure that you're drunk before you get here. Don't forget the PCP, Cocaine, and the lube. Especially the lube... Wait...what?
Kay - I'm glad you hate me now. It's comforting to know that you hate everyone equally. How do you say "Bring it, bitch!" in French?
bastard, i do broient a friendly version is "en-garde", though a harsher version would be "bouche mes fèces" ;)
That'd be ****** up...
Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML
You really deserve it when you thought drunk people wouldn't bash you with sticks...
I saw that coming.
did the drunk guys use there sticks.
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Good thing you didn't dress up as a ******.
Today, I went to a party, found a big piñata, and hit it repeatedly. A person fell out. FML