The inconsistent gardener
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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