burtonemily

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  • Mason, OH, USA
  • 34 years-old
  • Thursday 14 June 1990
  • single

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

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GogoTheGreat tells us more.

GogoTheGreat 12

Her hair was in her face so I couldn't tell if there was a beard or not.

anniemeece tells us more.

anniemeece 23

Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.

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rubberduckie94 13

This is actually mine. I can not believe I finally got one published. : ). It's actually the third one we found in the house.