My precious baby
By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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