By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 06:37 - United States

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML
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ja2006 9

I personally feel as though the lifetime goal of a cellphone is to try and escape from its owner...

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friedpwnadge 25

Neither is your mom, 25.

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Rainhawk94 27

I can imagine zoidberg going wubwubwubwub after that comment

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MichellinMan 20

#27 OOOOHHHHHH BURNNNNNN.....

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DooleyFTW 17

Just to clarify the "this ain't 4chan" comment was aimed at the person who left the /thread comment not #1 or the FML itself!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

My cousin once got her shoe stuck in an escalator. Luckly she was wearing flipflops

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blackbeltpsycho 16

#27 I found the COD player

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BluKatz 11

Even if she did, she'd need the phone to prove that it happen. Or at least a good portion of it, which would require asking the building's maintenance workers to allow her into the base of the shaft.

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bryan_1989 14

She could say it was stolen. You don't need the phone for that.

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Nolimit2217 32

Good old Murphy's law.

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\ 28

Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong. As smart as he was, Murphy was a total asshole.

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Vanillanougat 14

Ironically, the law itself was originally hypothesized by someone else, but was somehow credited to Murphy instead... thus proving itself true.

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BrotherPhil 35

It was originally about him: "if that man can go wrong, he will go wrong".

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Shaowolf 17

Free phone for the maintenance people!

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Robbieisadowg 16

That doesn't mean they can't sell it for parts. Even if its destroyed it's still worth something.

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gracehi 31

Eh, depends on the phone. A new top of the line phone: big bucks for parts. A cheap and/ or old phone: the parts are worthless because it's cheaper to get a new phone than to fix the broken shitty phone.

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TheBrightSide00 16

If OP had a Nokia the elevator would have fallen instead..

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Lilxpie 18

#22 - It would have gone into the earth's core

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Prolux_fml 23

Funny thing is, I did this years ago with my old nokia! It fell from the 3rd floor of a mall and when they retrieved it, it was as good as new.

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MortenM 17

Hope he had a Nokia. Time to get a new one.

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ja2006 9

I personally feel as though the lifetime goal of a cellphone is to try and escape from its owner...

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Lilxpie 18

I guess all those times my phone had dropped on the floor accidentally means it's striving to escape me.

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LexSwift 17

So when it falls and hits the ground, it's lost all hope of ever escaping and prefers suicide as opposed to staying with it's owner?

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NoFlippinWai 24

Did you yell "Kobe" as it fell through the crack? It was a shot of a lifetime, even if it were an accident

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zed34 18

I hate when my phone tries to find ways to escape me!

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ShadowFlame275 18

If you dropped it in, fyl. If you tried to fit it in, ydi.

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negb 30

I'm pretty sure it was an accident. This is one of my worst nightmares and I have to go on an elevator today :/ great...

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AhouKaho 11

So much for making them smartphones "the thinnest phone yet!"

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