Great prank bro
By notlilien - 14/11/2018 15:30
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By notlilien - 14/11/2018 15:30
By ThatSlappinBass - 18/04/2015 02:00 - United States - Pawtucket
By Keladrylady - 18/04/2015 00:47 - New Zealand - Auckland
OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.
By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie
By MiniJeans - 30/04/2015 02:25 - United States - Casselberry
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.