By ThatSlappinBass - 18/04/2015 02:00 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
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ThatSlappinBass tells us more.

ThatSlappinBass 32

Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.

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xluciferx666 21

Sounds like a regular game of cards to me

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Daevas 18

Seems like the dog was also against humanity...

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xluciferx666 21

Sounds like a regular game of cards to me

521 1
GOtllt 17

Yep, this happens basically every time.

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bdsmslave 18

Especially if those cards are UNO cards.

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fortune789 17

Are you kidding me? This seems like an actual card you can play in the game.

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Daevas 18

Seems like the dog was also against humanity...

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slingerslasher 24

There is no such thing as a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity.

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ThatSlappinBass 32

No, but I wish they were! They would've made a great haiku at the end!

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metalgearsoldier 6

i really want to hear the full story

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ItsDutch 16

Never personally heard of Cards Against Humanity before, but it sounds like an average monopoly game for my family.

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Bamill 11

You haven't seen shit till you play cards

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ItsDutch 16

Any type of card game whether it be a card/board game can get crazy with my family, but dam are they exciting!

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cari_cat 19

I'm sure I'm thinking of a previous FML here, but I remember reading about someone having to explain what a fleshlight was to their mother during a game of cards against humanity. Monopoly rage just can't compete with that awkwardness.

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ItsDutch 16

You've obviously never met my family.

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Catdragon 40

it's the dirty version of apples to apples

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lulinator 40

That was me, #28. And it was queefing to my mom and sister-in-law. And road head to my dad.

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Calingaladha 21

I feel like this never should have been described as a friendly game.

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lulinator 40

Or a family game. I know that from experience.

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lolalove24_fml 14

I'd love a follow up to this, sounds a bit crazy I know how cards against humanity get out of hand

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