By Solem - 23/08/2017 23:35 - France - Paris
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"Hey ! T'as vu ce qu'elle a, la prof ?
- Non, qu'est-ce qu'elle a ?
- Attends, tu vas voir quand elle va se retourner... LÀ !!! T'as vu ???
- Mais non, je vois pas !
- Mais enfin, t'as pas vu ? ...Elle a des CHEVEUX !!!"
^^ VDM ^^
Petit jeu : voici des mots très très mal écrits que j'ai trouvés sur Internet. Essaie de deviner les vrais mots !
- abbons
- aconsielle
- aripoteure
- aurressement
- carentan
- ciproco
- comparasare
- diaiski
- grommo
- j'aiter
- jor/geore
- konplicer
- l'absuce
- maitraice
- paregzemple
- pouanier
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