Tardian

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About Tardian

De toute façon, je suis sûr que c'est un fake, cette histoire de vieillissement. Et même que toutes les nuits quand on dort, de minuscules lutins viennent maquiller notre âme enfantine en une horrible vieille carcasse.

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Je participe activement au jeu des avatars thématiques.
Actuellement : « portrait photo en noir et blanc »
J'ai choisi l'un des maîtres de la science fiction humaniste : Isaac Asimov.
(pour plus d'information, voir le forum, section CCEPR)

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À 10 ans, on a des rêves
À 20 ans, on a des ambitions
À 30 ans, on a des idéaux
À 40 ans, on a des doutes
À 50 ans, on a des remords
À 60 ans, on a des manques
À 70 ans, on a des regrets
À 80 ans, on a des souvenirs
À 90 ans, on a des absences
À 100 ans, on a des miracles

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Vous savez, "comme même" ça n'a pas de sens. Sauf comme mème.

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Quand vous parlez de « tribucher », vous voulez dire « trébucher trois fois » ?

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Je me méfie de ceux qui s'empressent d'approuver tout ce que je dis ou fait. Reconnaissez qu'il est logique de penser que les lèche-culs sont des suspects.


Tardian's FML badges

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Colonel Whiskers

Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I've got nothing better to do in class

Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Cheat combo

You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!

Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Partners

You found the 10 Christmas balls

King of the seas

You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!

Relic collector

You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!

Parrot stealer

You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.

Binkie

You agreed with your own post. Nice.

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Friendless, or not going out tonight?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

Back from the party

An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

One of us!

Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Mike Tyson

Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Even your mom agreed

1000 people said "I agree" with your post. Don't slow down now!

VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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