By BakedBat - 21/02/2014 04:10 - United States - Minneapolis
I agree, your life sucks
54 992
You deserved it
4 441
btwmellarkc
miss
0
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
11
Badges
Badges
14
Comments
Comments
1193
Visits
Visits
17
Favorites
Favorites
About Btwmellarkc
Weird person who loooves volleyball, thinks her freinds r awesome, and likes her guy friend. Another thing is im boycrazy, but trying hard to like only one guy. I want to be a writer someday. I would be awesome to be talented but i cant sing, dance, act, or even model. I am currently trying to pass Home ec. Ps Twilight and Hunger Games rocks. I even love the old Japanese movie Spirited Away.
Btwmellarkc - Followers
Btwmellarkc - Followed
Btwmellarkc's page visits
Hugged!
Btwmellarkc's FML badges
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Btwmellarkc's favorite FMLs
By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby
I agree, your life sucks
52 238
You deserved it
9 105
Rekt
By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States
I agree, your life sucks
88 360
You deserved it
6 169
By ZombiexIce - 10/02/2014 03:22 - United States - San Francisco
I agree, your life sucks
43 446
You deserved it
5 788
ZombiexIce tells us more.
By Anonytard - 02/03/2014 22:38 - Canada - Toronto
I agree, your life sucks
57 709
You deserved it
15 132
Hey, this is the OP. I have owned rats and mice as pets, but with a wild one you really don't want them running loose around a toddler. As for getting a cat, I have been trying to get a kitten for my son, but our landlord wants a huge deposit. We are buying a humane trap and letting him go somewhere far away. We have temporarily plugged the hole he was using to get in until payday. My husband was jokingly threatening. He is just a big softie sometimes. :) We got a good laugh out of this, before I realized it was a mouse I ran screaming out of the bathroom with my pants around my knees. Glad everyone got a laugh out of this, we did!