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Show it anywayMore like back hand the shit out of her if she says cray-cray again
"That's the way she goes"
I'm probably just being a shit disturber by saying this, but nowadays it's perfectly acceptable for men to have a fiancé... So I'm just going to assume that's what's meant whenever I see that.
Axipiter - technically "fiancé" refers to a man, and "fiancée" refers to a woman.
#75 he meant that it's perfectly acceptable for a man to marry another man, so it would be fiancé.
no one like someone who act cray cray
#79 - Right you are. I misread it. The jury will disregard that last statement.
I apologize for replying to this threadjack. I just noticed myself that OP is female. Still, it's perfectly acceptable for a female to have a fiancée. I was just trying to correct any misjudgements that were being made.
Just because the public becomes so lazy that they stop using words properly, doesn't make it "acceptable" to those intelligent enough to know the difference.. It makes those who accept it part of the problem. It's not a big deal now, but little things are what lead to everyone just... getting dumber.
Nice one lmao
108, it being acceptable has nothing to do with being lazy. If two women are getting married to each other, are you going to call one the fiancé and the other the fiancée?
She's gay. A woman, and her fiance is a woman. Get your terms right lolol. Op is not a man. OP is a woman.
No, her fiancée is a woman. Fiancée refers to a woman who is getting married, not who a man is marrying. So for two women getting married, they are both fiancées.
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Show it anywaysuper cray
That shit is super cray cray
All this cray cray talk is driving me cray cray.
What she order? Fish fillet.
Cunty? thats new
that whip so cold?
Two words, Duct tape.
My cousin is only two years younger than me, but I want to duct tape the shit out of her. She shortens like every word. I can barely understand her when she's talking. She seemed astounded that I didn't know what the hell she was talking about. But I don't use "cray", "presh", etc in my everyday vernacular.
presh?
You people seem smart in the ways of teen-talk so can you help me? What does totes mgotes (magotes?) mean? Totally what?
Totes = totally
I don't know about mgotes
From what I understand, it came from a commercial (but don't quote me on that because I don't want TV). My friend says it throughout class all the time. It's just a word to rhyme with totes (totally). Like "silly willy".
"Slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man. Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime. Peter: Totally.... totes my goats. Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks! Guy 2: Totes my goats!" -Courtesy of SuperBab on Urban Dictionary
Early signs of insanity? I think so... run while you still can
Insanity is to do the same thing repeatedly and expect different results. OP's fiancée is just going through an annoying phase like everyone does where they think what they're saying is so clever or hilarious. It'll pass soon enough.
That is not the definition of insanity 1. the condition of being insane; a derangement of the mind. 2. such unsoundness of mind as frees one from legal responsibility, as for committing a crime, or as signals one's lack of legal capacity, as for entering into a contractual agreement. 3. (formerly) psychosis.
147, That is A definition of insanity. Maybe 125 follows Vaas from far cry
Erm....#147, #152, maybe you're missing that #125 is referencing a very famous Einstein quote.
I know of the quote but so many people think that is the definition of insanity because of the quote and because of farcry 3
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Show it anywayShe*
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27, don't know why people are thumbing you down. OP is a female...
Why do people thumb someone down just for correcting the gender when someone gets it wrong? I don't think the person is correcting them to be an ass. I really think they're just letting them know.
Little early in the week for Freaky Friday.
This story is cray cray
"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife" "Hell no. She's cray-cray!!"
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Two words, Duct tape.
"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife" "Hell no. She's cray-cray!!"