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  • Friday 16 September 1988
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About Jemm_fml

My name is Madam Corporal Klinger.

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The rules are the rules

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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I’m your new creative director

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I never take things to heart

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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This isn't what should be happening

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100 kick-ass comments

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Up and coming moderator

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One more and it's business time

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cupcakechick 17

hey guys, OP here, my bf is an amazingly great guy, and he cares about me very much, and Its just I have low self esteem, so even if I bump into him, ill apologize over and over again, and it bugs him because im always beating my self up, we have great communication, so later that day he called me back and apologized for being rude, im the luckiest girl alive to have a bf like mine :)