Jesus wept
By chicochico - 19/12/2008 16:05 - France
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By chicochico - 19/12/2008 16:05 - France
By mottephobe - 06/11/2015 06:19 - United States - Carlsbad
By cutsiecurliee - 05/11/2015 19:21 - United States - San Francisco
By cassieleigh1 - 05/11/2015 05:05 - United States - Davenport
I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.
By eww - 03/11/2015 15:43 - United States - Pickens
Hey guys OP here! I asked the little girl if that was her parents and she nodded but 911 told me they were still sending an officer to be 100% sure that everything was accurate. The parents completely understood and were totally fine because they were glad I cared and took action. :)