Go home, you're drunk
By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn
By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville
By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto
By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway
Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD