Go home, you're drunk

By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML
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Top comments

fmylife1133249 1

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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LunaNstars 0

embarassement much? sorry dude, but parents will work as hard as they can to embarasse us.

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J_Free_Woods 28

So like is spelling like embarrassing like incorrectly like on purpose like supposed to like put the bullet point in like the sentence like when they spell dumb as dum not dumb. And no, I’m not really ditzy, I just know how to act dum.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Your spelling of the words embarrass and embarrassing are embarrassing. This dad just knows how to party. Take notes, OP.

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Tuesdays76 0

What an awful football coach! my football coach encourages to stay away from that crap, especially during the season! You know your coach sucks when he can't even take a game seriously.

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LunaNstars 0

sweetie this ain't a spelling bee okay? All I wanted was to get my point across. And I am not EMBARRASSED to spell my words incorrectly when I type a comment in FML

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C6Racer 0

56, that just makes you look even more stupid.

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LunaNstars 0

okay :) have a nice day

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dolphincheddar 10

umm. if my dad did that I would love him. that's funny and badass. embarrassing yes, but something to brag about. my dads just a lame boring businessman I never see id lov to have that happen it'd make my day

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allmidnighteyes 10

LunaNstars is confused! *herp derp* It hurt itself in its confusion! *licks battery*

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LunaNstars 0

mr allmidnighteyes you can suck ma dick :)

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cldean24 4

59, I honestly wouldn't give a **** either. If they can understand what you are saying is it really that terrible? If FML were a term paper, then I would call you out, but you aren't getting graded on this. least u don typ lyke dis.

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littlemissFYL 5

WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!

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TigerBloodGirl15 0

Y'all stop picking on 96. He makes human mistakes. Just cuz he is winning-challenged doesn't mean ya'll have gotta be mean. Also his dad isn't but mine is Lol

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firstrecon 0

my father would do that, with out being drunk.

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ItsADreamWithinA 0

56-you stand up to that grammar nazi woo!

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FuniiBunii 0

Just give him some carrots and tell him 2 shut the **** up XD

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claireful 4

155 your picture is amazing! and your dad ftw!

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fmylife1133249 1

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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ImaWiseGuy 5

then looked at your team and yelled...SPARTANS, PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!

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damselchelle 4

lmfao. ^ win after win.

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comepoopwithme 0

you ruined the win chain^^^

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ieatcats 0

how is this a fml i wish my dad was part leonidus :(

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revanche 2

my schools team is the spartans :)

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coltsluvr123 2

agreed- anyone'd be lucky to have him as a ather, I know I would!!!

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Idonebeenhad 17

THIS! IS! SPARTA!!

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princesstay17 0

your dad is amazing!! lol

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Krilleee 5

look at her dad, her dad is amazing!

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CitrusGirl 0

Treasure your father. He is a great man!

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ydi_4_suking 20

he is drunk at his sons game... and he also happens to be the coach... how is he a great man?

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CitrusGirl 0

I never thought I'd have to explain what a joke is so many times on one site.

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mk58 31

87, it's called sarcasm. Ever heard of it?

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CPgwave19 0

the facts u just stated makes him a great man.....at leases he's got the balls to do it, drunk or not

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