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By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen
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About Bitchwhore
There's not much to me. I'm a teenager. I love music. I have a tumblr. I'm really boring lol but if you wanna talk to me, go ahead
Wow also I hate my username so don't judge me on that, I made this account like 2 years ago.
It's about time I add to this, hm? Okay. I love a band called the Maine. Their music is my world. I sit at home and browse Reddit a lot, and lately I've been watching Tobuscus on YouTube (so many videos over his channels omg). I like to sing, act, write... I'm good at a lot of things, but I'm not great at anything (yet).
Also I'm super single and pansexual. I'm bored and lonely, so message me(:
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