Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
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username53001 7

The Cheerios sent a message back. It says oooooo.

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DocBastard 38

Wow, who pissed in her Cheerios? What, too soon?

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

My apologies, FML community. This was my first, first comment. *thumbs down own comment and cries silently in the corner*

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Gingerette 8

But what if it our time to go? What then, I ask; what then, my friends?

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emeraldisle 30

Cheerios make my mum angry too. Must be a UK thing.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Northern Ireland is apart of the United Kingdom.

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Shrike 23

Dublin is in the Republic of Ireland, which isn't part of the UK. You're thinking of Northern Ireland. Way to know your own country's geography...

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ManInTheMachine 19

Oh shit, didn't notice the Dublin portion. My mistake.

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KatieMajestic 17

*facepalms at lack of geographical knowledge*

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siggy_mcsigx 22

#2 Are you living in the 1800s right now

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IMSUPEREPIC 5

Does it really ******* matter what part of Ireland or the UK or wherever the **** she is

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username53001 7

The Cheerios sent a message back. It says oooooo.

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obnum 19

Just the thought of Cheerios makes me furious. Damn it. Look what you did OP. >:(

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Gingerette 8

Seriously? Cheerios always calm he down. Guess I'm a black sheep.

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IMSUPEREPIC 5

Hey color doesn't matter we are all horrible on the inside

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SherlockWho 6

Better switch to Raisin Brand, OP.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Yeah, the lack of fibre in her diet is probably what's making her so grumpy. Constipation can be a bitch sometimes.

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gc327072 30

BRAN FLAKES NEW BOLD TASTE BRAN FLAKES

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Nyx_fml 23

You tripped over your own feet? Are you sure it wasn't the Cheerios that tripped you?

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Enslaved 36

Cheerios? Now "Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs" I can understand. "I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight."

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olpally 32

A great song reference^^^ :)

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perdix 29

Their cheeriness can be irritating before your morning coffee.

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dude1987 5

Tell her to switch to fiber one, it might help get that stick out of her ass.

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