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By Anonyme - 29/08/2020 06:30
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La violence !
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Inapproprié
By Joh_Dalton - 27/05/2020 12:00
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Salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Merci pour vos com, sachez que je suis très actif dans l'aide apporté à ma copine, qu'elle voit déjà un psy et qu'elle n'est ni bipolaire ni complètement tarée :) Elle a un trouble de l'anxiété, diagnostiqué après que cette VDM nous soit arrivée, ce qui signifie qu'il arrive à une personne de faire des crises de paniques, et qu'il y à des situations où elle a besoin d'être calmée sur ce, Bonne VDM.