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Hello, non je ne pouvais pas rester seul, nous visitions un chantier important de rénovation et nous étions dans les sous-sols techniques, dans des vides sanitaires (d'où le caillou), je ne connaissais pas le chantier ni mon responsable ; nous amenions des clients pour leur montrer notre savoir faire. Nous étions guidés par un collègue qui lui connaissait bien le chantier. Impossible de me laisser derrière. Quand le caillou est tombé dans la 2è botte j'ai entendu un 'Oh non c'est pas vrai'...:))