Crackers
By buryuntime - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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By buryuntime - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Goaway - 14/08/2011 11:20 - United States
By Willow - 17/06/2011 23:32 - United States
By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States
By myselfami - 31/03/2011 11:31 - United States
Okay, I was pretty unclear about specifics on this FML. The runner was barely tapped by the front bumper of my car. He fell, got back up, and limped off somewhere. The guy that was behind me doesn't have insurance. I have five stitches in my forehead from bashing it against the steering wheel. Kind of wish I wouldn't have stopped, honestly.