By Goaway - 14/08/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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saIty 17

Next time open the door completely naked holding a pickle in your hand in one hand, while combing your pubes with the other. They'll never bother you again.

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annasworld 3

wow isn't violence against their religion?

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chiddy_bang71 0

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Haha. If they come to your door they have to expect to hear your opinion. It can't just be about their beliefs.

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WIZchild 0

You have the right to bear arms..theyr on ur property..do u have a better solution?

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dzhonatan 14

I like birthdays and holidays too much to be a JW

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ColonelCusswords 24

thats definatly something a jehovahs witness would never do

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JoHan55_fml 7

agreed, I'm going to use that next time xD

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kiaralove53 0

Yeah, those guys will come back with knives.

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WCARlover 34

I can't believe they threw that at you! Definitely not showing Gods love that way

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ragnorac 4

So speaking the truth, makes you an ass?

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hott15 0

How was OP being an ass. They knocked in HIS door. He can say whatever he wants.

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kiaralove53 0

Why did you open the door for them?

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alphatoomega 21

He didn't know they were JWs before opening the door?

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ImmaB3AST 7

I ****** hate Jehovah Witnesses. All there talk about the "new system" and the 40,000 goats or sheep or some animal that goes "ba". They need to stop knocking on peoples doors and go back to sippin on their Kool-Aid (no that's not because most are black).

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

What the ****, most are black? What the hell are you talking about. They have people of all races. Do you even know who you're talking about? O_o

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ImmaB3AST 7

Most are black. And yeah I do. My dads side of the family is Jehovahs Witness. I just thought people would refer the Kool-Aid to them being black, and not that they drink juice or something for there religion.

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saIty 17

Next time open the door completely naked holding a pickle in your hand in one hand, while combing your pubes with the other. They'll never bother you again.

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WeahNicole 0

Best advice ever.

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brt3420 13

Pull a mcgrubber, get a piece of celery and stick it I'm your ass crack and open the door naked they won't come back.

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horneyhic 15

Or a robe and a cross a throw water at them yelling "I command u to leave Satan"

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TheRealBruce 12

That's how I always open doors.

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kittyiscoolyo 2

i highly doubt they hit you with the Watchtower. they're really nice people.

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garfield224 0

I'm an athiest my self but, they had you outnumbered. Not the best idea

wondermoose 28

I agree, I'm an atheist and my room mate is a Jehovah witness...

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bryce0110 23

I'm Christian and Jehovah's Witnesses are annoying

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

OP-1 Jehovah's Witnesses-0 I'll have to remember that one.

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