By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States
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By crimson28 - 07/03/2010 08:18 - United States
crimson28 tells us more.
By Vastu - 07/02/2010 17:42 - Nepal
Vastu tells us more.
well. the maid cant pay because we give her 15$ PER month. and we cant deduct it because... IN rural places of Nepal , where my servant comes from, one family consists of 9/10 sons or daughters .. so that 15$ directly goes to her HUGE family.
By Enrique - 07/02/2010 01:19 - United States
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By izhamilton - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Like I said, he doesn't have any sort of disease, he was calling to make sure that the form he was sending in had my name on it the exact same why my license has my name, and he said, " ______ is spelled with one L?" Also, he's not an idiot and is the best father anyone could ask for. He just wasn't thinking and I was having a fairly crappy day in the first place. So it made it a bit more noticeable.