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By Lauraaaaaaaa - 03/08/2021 11:30 - France - Paris
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Une pomme de terre extra-terrestre s'est posée dans mon jardin ce matin.
Elle y a laissée des croissants chauds.
Et mon chien m'a réveillée avec un hurlements digne d'un "je t'aime" de la planète pas si voisine que ça "fac'"
Quelqu'un doute de mes propos?
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Merci de ton aide !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Vallet
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Hello! Eh bien, je suis l'auteure de cette vdm. Pour la suite, je peux vous avouer que j'étais vraiment gênée, je le croyais endormi lol! Mais bon, j'ai pas relever ce qu'il a dit, et bah voilà, on continue de jouer au chat et à la souris. J'espère que ca va aboutir :)