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By Anonyme - 07/09/2021 07:30
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By PetitKiwi - 04/08/2020 11:20
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By "Garfield3" - 29/08/2019 10:17
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Bonjour je suis l'auteur de cette vdm. Je vais apporter quelques précisions. Pour commencer peu de gens ont été au courant de notre mariage car on voulait quelque chose d'intime et d'autre part pour diverses raisons ni la mère ni le père de ma compagne ne pouvaient être présents le jour de la cérémonie. En conséquence comme je ne voulais pas que ma femme se sente "seule", ni d'un mariage avec une seule famille et encore moins annoncer un mariage sans inviter personne donc on a juste garder les témoins. Pour resituer les choses j'ai été voir mon "amie" pour lui annoncer la bonne nouvelle personnellement. Pour lui faire la surprise, je lui ai dit que ma copine n'était plus ma copine... Tout allait bien j'avais toute son attention, elle a même sourit (peut être car je souriais aussi) en me demandant si c'était fini. Au moment où je lui ai dit que ma copine était en fait devenue ma femme son attitude a totalement changé et son sourire avait disparu. Bref j'ai continué, je lui ai tout raconté. A aucun moment, elle ne nous a félicité ni ce jour ni un autre, ou s'est montrée réjoui pour nous. Elle s'est contentée de conclure par " vous vous êtes mariés pour les papiers!" qui n'a pas été une question comme dans la VDM mais une affirmation( je ne me rappelle plus si c'est une erreur de ma part où elle a été mal retranscrite). C'était la première personne en dehors de ma famille a être au courant. J'ai tenté d'obtenir des explications mais en vain elle a justifié sa réaction par le fait que si j'avais été un ami j'aurai du la prévenir par SMS et que ce jour je m'étais déplacé juste pour lui dire "ça". Avec le recule j'ai une bonne idée de ce qui s'est passé. Si j'ai des regrets d'avoir partagé cette nouvelle avec elle, au moins ça aura eu le mérite de mettre les choses au clair. Tant pis pour elle.
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By Thibault Cussonneau - 07/08/2019 07:30
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By Anonyme - 29/07/2019 07:30
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Salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Merci pour vos com, sachez que je suis très actif dans l'aide apporté à ma copine, qu'elle voit déjà un psy et qu'elle n'est ni bipolaire ni complètement tarée :) Elle a un trouble de l'anxiété, diagnostiqué après que cette VDM nous soit arrivée, ce qui signifie qu'il arrive à une personne de faire des crises de paniques, et qu'il y à des situations où elle a besoin d'être calmée sur ce, Bonne VDM.