Parasocial
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Ireland
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Ireland