TV shows, Relatable, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Parasocial

Parasocial

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, I went shopping with my sister. Looking for something to say, I told her how one of my friends had been burglarized. Then I realised it was Bree on Desperate Housewives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 240

You deserved it 61 680

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Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 722

You deserved it 3 950

Silly idea

By jameen - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tadley

Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 853

You deserved it 47 266

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 436

You deserved it 4 496

BIKES?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 714

You deserved it 6 307

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 352

You deserved it 4 227

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 290

You deserved it 2 717

Tasty

By chew toy - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 553

You deserved it 962

STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 511

You deserved it 379

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 561

You deserved it 4 261

emer_helena 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:17

It's your sister, you shouldn't need to search for something to say. You should just argue about the first thing that comes to mind like most siblings!

greendaygirl999 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 21:18

Burgled?

Comments

drano 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:09

wow

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:09

You kind of fail. =/

greendaygirl999 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 21:18

Burgled?

ilikepie789 0

Monday 5 April 2010 6:30

is that even a word?

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 9:44

I don't think it is, I think it Is burglarized. don't wanna be the next snckerdoddle tho. lol I love that show but apperently not as much as you do, ya freak!!! lol jkk

blankaex 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:01

British: Burgled American: Burglarized

TheMegaFridge 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 7:03

yeah what ever happend to that bitch anyway?

himan235 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:11

fail you have no friends

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:12

YDI for watching Desperate Housewives. Double YDI for not being able to remember that it's a TV show.

noobgang7 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:14

hey I love that show

perfectbride14 7

Friday 21 September 2012 5:34

Hey it's an amazing show!!

guitardedman 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:12

hmm perhaps leave the house and socialize once in a while? if you can't separate things youve seen on tv from your actual life, your shit is weak and needs to change

kfnnnp 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:16

Wow. Your life really is ******. Not because of the one event, just your life in general, if you know what i mean =/

lazyyygirl 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:16

yeah, and my best friend is tila tequila. Oh those crazy nights we've had, like when she picked bobby to be her boyfriend! Good times, good times.

onemoreweekend 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:16

O_o uhm...... just.....wow

jakerman3 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:17

i agree with #5

emer_helena 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:17

It's your sister, you shouldn't need to search for something to say. You should just argue about the first thing that comes to mind like most siblings!