Please don't do that
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
By Username - 13/09/2010 01:38 - France
By tikizombie - 31/08/2010 00:04 - Canada
By H8TR - 26/08/2010 13:32 - United States
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.