Traumatic, but funny
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States