Traumatic, but funny

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 376
You deserved it 7 840
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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

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GrandeCarne 0

HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

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crzymonkeyxo 0

he prolly meant that he was seconding the comment, if not, then he just meant that he was the second response that u see on the page

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xNatsuki 0

Ouch. Adding insult to injury. FYL.

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efwiz 0

I guess the OP would have preferred rape instead?

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curryndricegirll 0

OP, i guess he wasn't holding you for your brains either

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zachbredberg 0

#50 = epic win! Seriously, ur getting mugged, why the hell do u care if someone is insulting you? FYL for being mugged, but, really? After getting mugged, you care about the guy insulting you? Wow

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fmlfmlfml15 0

lol epic fail, and OP, wtf do you think he was doing??? how the hell does one get robbed and owned at the same time?

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JayTroi 0

wtf is OP?! Im seeing it everywhere!

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mymy99423 0

lol like some ppl need a lifw ad not get high and dp stupid shit

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je_tdwp 4

Hahahaha this is the most epic mugger I've ever heard of! Bravo Mr. Mugger Man

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MissNicky_fml 0

#27 you may have failed but i love your picture

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GrandeCarne 0

HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride

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jamesSIII 0

Pouring salt on the wound.

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GrandeCarne 0

To which he replies "I hope you've had a good life, goodbye"

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NGM_47 0

I've never heard of comedian muggers....lol!! I wonder how he mugged you if you had the time to ask him that.....this was funny, but FYL!

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shineyourlight_x 0

Because maybe she didn't and that this FML is just a lie???

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slushpup9696 12

6 is your name Danny? you look familiar

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goingdownhill 0

lol you had a conversation with the mugger

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Missnoname_fml 0

And he obviously did not grab you for your intelligence.

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littlemisslee 0

oooh ouch. he got you good. I think you might have summoned the fail whale on that one....

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Pytt 0

Haha, damn, your life really sucks when you get mugged by a smartass. :P

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