By geek - 06/02/2008 17:49 - France
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By azraell - 22/05/2012 10:43 - France - Strasbourg
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By Skriillexx - 21/05/2012 17:03 - France - Lillebonne
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HAHA ceci est ma VDM. l'histoire c'est que j'avais déjà raté une priorité, c'était à la toute fin lorsque l'examinateur remplit sa petite fiche. Et là il se met à bailler. Et là avec la pression et la déception et le stress et tout ça j'ai avancé ma main pour faire mon habituelle "blague". Pour ceux qui disent que c'est complètement dégueulasse, bon c'est vrai que c'est pas hygiénique, mais je touche jamais l'intérieur de la bouche ou je sais pas quoi je rapproche juste dangereusement mon index haha, comme d'autres l'ont dit... En tout cas il a été méchamment surpris et m'a demandé ce qu'il me prenait, mon moniteur à l'arrière se retenait de rigoler (on s'entend plutot bien) pendant que je me répandais en excuses. J'espère surtout que je ne retomberai pas sur le meme examinateur lors de mon prochain passage !
Merci pour les leçons d'éducation ! En tout cas, ne vous inquiétez pas, pour l'instant il n'a pas encore viré psychopathe ! Heureusement que le lynchage sur la place publique est interdit...:/ Sinon, je plussoie à Vanescaraib ! Et pour la petite histoire, sa paille s'est cassée après un combat de paille (perdu) avec son frère (et non ils ne couraient pas partout dans le resto, et non ils ne hurlaient pas comme des fous, et non ils ne jouaient pas debout sur la table).