Futur Radieux
By BDR - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Montauban
You are now a certified FML member
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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See, one of you was right.
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Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
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With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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