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By grosse - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Saint Jeoire
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette vie de merde. Alors pour vous donner quelques explications. Nous avions emmené notre fille à une petite fête foraine et elle a voulu faire le manège avec le pompon a attraper. Une mère de famille est montée avec son bébé qui devait avoir 9 mois (environ), elle l'a mis sur le cheval en le tenant. Au moment fatidique, elle a attrapé le pompon sous le nez de ma fille, et elle en était très contente vu son sourire ! La dame du manège a tiré la gueule et a fait un commentaire à son collègue à son sujet. C'est surtout dommage, pour les enfants pour qui c'est plus un jeu !