Mamaaaaaan
By grosse - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Saint Jeoire
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By grosse - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Saint Jeoire
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By pomponner - 09/11/2016 10:22
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette vie de merde. Alors pour vous donner quelques explications. Nous avions emmené notre fille à une petite fête foraine et elle a voulu faire le manège avec le pompon a attraper. Une mère de famille est montée avec son bébé qui devait avoir 9 mois (environ), elle l'a mis sur le cheval en le tenant. Au moment fatidique, elle a attrapé le pompon sous le nez de ma fille, et elle en était très contente vu son sourire ! La dame du manège a tiré la gueule et a fait un commentaire à son collègue à son sujet. C'est surtout dommage, pour les enfants pour qui c'est plus un jeu !