Milotiiic

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  • Ludlow, England
  • 30 years-old
  • Thursday 21 July 1994
  • single

About Milotiiic

Hi. I'm Luka. Chances are you're one of very few people reading this due to lack of comments or FML posts. Feel free to message me but I'm usually on my phone so I don't always answer right away.. I enjoy gaming, skating, surfing, watching rugby and listening to good music. Hitman: Absolution is my favourite game because I just can't get enough of that stealth shit. Star Wars over Star Trek because 'Trekkies' are usually wankers. Don't listen to what haters say about Mel Gibson, The Patriot is amazing. I am a bit of a Grammar Fascist (Nazi makes it sound a lot worse) but I probably won't call you out on mistakes. Instead I'll just scratch my eyes and accept some people are just like that. I enjoy the comments submitted by Perdix, Pleonasm and NoorFMl. DocBastard can suck a dick and learn to be a bit more open minded. That is all Au Revoir.

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hey, OP here. If only I could blame whiskey! Also I have to admit, the stereotype is somewhat true.