Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
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Dswank620 18

Prime example of why McDonalds is bad for you.

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Dswank620 18

Prime example of why McDonalds is bad for you.

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happylappy 21

What the heck is a winged rat?! I'm too scared of what I'll find if i google it.

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ShyAnn29 14

I thought pigeons were called winged rats, not seagulls.

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jessBeAqueen 13

I thought bats were called winged rats....

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fareith 15

I thought flying rats were called winged rats...

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K410 18

Boy that escalated quickly...

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applebramble 22

I really hope OP pulled over to call 911 and make sure everyone was okay at least :/

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FinalDarkWraith 10

It seems that a fry is an inverse grenade... Just toss it and a bunch of birds are sucked into it, causing mass destruction...

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

OMG you look just like Tulisa... you know, the X Factor judge. Sorry I just wanted to say you're heck of beautiful (she's my #1 woman crush).

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RedPillSucks 31

Not sure why this is being thumbed down. Sound advice.

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Serisent 26

There's a difference between hitting one animal and potentially hitting a flock of birds. One is not so dangerous, the other has the potential to be incredibly dangerous.

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

They removed my comment >.> just trying to spread the love wth. :c

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your_face 15

88 - more dangerous than swerving, and potentially hitting another car, a tree, a lamppost, etc?

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Leki_0609 11

Yea incredibly dangerous if it was a car, but it was a truck. I think you meant the truck was incredibly dangerous for the pigeons.

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Beva_fml 15

Ever heard of the term "don't feed the animals"?

theaaxis 27

This seems like an inadvertent episode of 'When Animals Attack"

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SilencioIsTheKey 12

Isn't that a rule at the zoo and large parks that contain something.. I don't know, dangerous? Like... Bears? Generally not something like a bird. But I don't think I'd feed a seagull. More like a duck or pidgeons.

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oxygenius 14

Oh my! I've never heard of that before! Thank you for enlightening me, I guess I will stop feeding my pets from now on.

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clemsi 20

PETA does not want people to own pets anway so they are probably already on their way.

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finalyearsofhate 22

Actually a lot of places have bans on feeding gulls.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

And your life sucks, how? More like **** the lives of those involved in the accident that YOU caused OP!

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Wtf? My comment got moderated bc Mu comment said, "And this is an FML for you, how? More like an FML for those who were involved in the accident YOU caused, OP." Mod gods be trippen.

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CVTTRVN 19

All this commotion due to a thrown french fry . You should be ashamed of yourself OP .

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Metallica36176 16

I'm pretty sure she was being sarcastic guys...thats how I took it at least.

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brittyboo123 35

I hope everyone in that truck is okay. Hopefully the crash wasn't extreme.

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M3DIC4T3 29

Jeez OP that's just bad luck. Is your name Brian, by any chance?

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persianninja 23

They might be long lost brothers who knows

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JokersHQ 21

Although quite hilarious and odd timing. It actually doesn't come down to your fault. Don't be so hard on yourself. No you shouldn't have thrown the fry out of a moving vehicle but then again the other driver shouldn't have veered so hard. Hitting the brakes would have worked just as well. (Where I live this sort of thing -animals popping in the road- is quite common so maybe I'm just applying logic from here but hey they don't call it an opinion for nothing)

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Serisent 26

Note that the OP doesn't say what kind of truck. It might just be a pick-up truck, in which case it wouldn't take longer to stop at all.

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JadeWinter 16

Yeah, their brakes are also louder, I'm not an expert on seagulls, but I'm pretty sure they fly away at loud noises. Just putting it out there.

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horneyhic 15

There shit hawks he should've hit them we could use a few less

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