By Anonymous - 13/04/2017 06:47
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Dirty talk
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