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By Anonymous - 13/04/2017 06:47

Today, during intercourse with a very attractive man who made me feel incredibly sexy, he became soft mid-stroke and said "Yup. I'm gay." FML.

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Mynxie 26

Thursday 20 April 2017 18:10

Sorry to hear that. Sucks you were the one he had to experiment with to figure it out.

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Mynxie 26

Thursday 20 April 2017 18:10

Sorry to hear that. Sucks you were the one he had to experiment with to figure it out.

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