By SimG - 07/07/2013 12:35 - Canada - Cambridge

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By SimG - 07/07/2013 12:35 - Canada - Cambridge
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By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 23:39 - Canada - Mississauga
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol