By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States
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Hey guys, I'm the OP, for those worried about the grossness of the floor, the cleaners had just been in (the wet floor sign was still there), so I just took off the other sandal and looked a bit of a bogan, but better than replacing everything in my wallet! And for the record, my bag was not on the floor, it was resting on my (previously sandalled) feet. I've never noticed any hooks in the stalls, but then I've never expected someone to try and nick my bag either.