By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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chevy_silverado 0

pretty? seriously?

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naana1 0

u shoulda said I love it's big I know that and I'm only13(thAt doesennt mean I've done IT before)

redrovaa 0

WOW YOU'RE SO COOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!!!!! You're 13 and you've done IT!

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FallinngForYoux3 6

lolright. ^

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InfamousRaider 15

But shes 22 and was pretending...

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taintedtruffle 42

>//> I made that mistake before - in my defense I like dicks I think They are very cute

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littlehowl 0

haha, well it could be worse... what if it wasnt pretty

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PterodactylMan 23

Lol "Stay you ugly thing"

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_xxkitkatxx_ 0

.... O_O "It's beautifull, reminds me of my pony"

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KittyCatsDance 3

A pony with two ball looking ears and a long looking face... Yeah that's right a pony... That wasn't funny I'll just shut up

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Amama_fml 30

"Reminds me of a pony, I want to ride it to the ends of the galaxy!" Or something like that...

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ShimmyPizza 0

That must have been awkward, but I see how you could do that. I totally would not know what to say either, so I'd probably end up saying something like that too XD FYL, definitely.

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catatonicsleep 17

at least you picked a complimentary word....

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mgodson07 0

what's up with all these stupid FMLs.. guys can have pretty penises for goodness sake..i tell my guy all the time dat his penis is pretty no effing big deal so what made this an FML, he broke up with you?? he told you yea its way prettier than you?? i mean what,...no fml here

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