Le fruit de tes entrailles
By Anonyme - 26/05/2019 11:30
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Un projet qui me tient sur à cœur depuis longtemps: Parcourir la France en stop, sans argent, avec la bonté des gens et dormir chez l'habitant.
Parrain d'une petite remplie d'énergie.
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