By HauntedTwilight - 12/08/2016 02:55 - Canada - Toronto
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About Hauntedtwilight
Girls like me were born in a storm. Thunder in my heart, lightning in my bones and chaos in my soul.
Small town girl. Traveler. Blogger. Dreamer :)
My heart has been stolen ❤️
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By fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee
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By HauntedTwilight - 15/08/2014 01:09 - Canada - Mount Uniacke
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Hey, OP here :) I've never experienced any side effects from medication (until now), and when the doctor and I went over the side effects together he kind of chuckled when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur". The medication is cymbalta (anti-depressant) so I took it as a joke that an anti-depressant could cause such a side effect, and when he chuckled I really thought he was kidding. I was clearly wrong, haha. Luckily, I was able to bolt home before anything extremely bad happened. My dog enjoyed the quick run a lot more than I did. Still easily one of the most embarrassing days of my life! I've earned the nickname "Shitty pants" from my 61 year old father who is never going to let me forget this. Shitty situation all around! :P
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By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland
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By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States
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Haha op here! This was a few months ago. Said manager WAS walking away - but you can only but so much into one fml story. All she said was "I agree on that!" So I'm assuming she took it as me literally saying she didn't get a long enough vacation (thinks she sits on a throne). She knows she's a bitch. 4 people quit the past two weeks because of her. (Numerous employees did the whole hr thing / labour board - didn't work) She's very vindictive over small things, calls people out in front of other employees and customers, gossips about all the employees, tries to pin her mistakes on you and worst blackmails and manipulates peolple, etc. The list goes on. She's a monster. THANKFULLY she's due for another vacation soon. If there wasn't so lack of jobs where I live, I'd be walking out of there with the other 4.